Tip #1: The red hexagonal "ALTO" sign does not really mean STOP - it is just a suggestion.
Tip #2: To avoid risk, leave your ass at home. Really, Juan should leave Juan's ass at home (see picture above).
Tip #3: When approaching a busy intersection where no stop lights or signs are present, DO NOT assume a four way stop! These intersections measure your machismo. If you are a wimp, you will sit there confused while old ladies on bicycles pass in front of you. Since you are a tourist, wait for another tourist driver more confused than you to hesitate, and make a run for it. These rules also apply to pedestrians attempting to cross the street.
Tip #4: If you ask for directions and they know you're from Canada, expect to end up here (see above sign that loosely translates as "Bridge to Canada").
Tip #5: The posted speed limit signs are merely suggestions; if you really are going that slow, expect to be passed (and pitied) by everybody.
I bet the stop signs are only enforced against foreigners and than used as a means for a bribe. I smell a scam.
ReplyDeleteSo mom I think it's safe to asume dad's doing all the driving ;)
Hey Barker trio. We've been following your adventure and enjoying your blogs and pics. Are you sure no one made any little dolls of David in New Orleans? With all the little creatures keeping you company, I'm sure this is not a trip Sarah would take in a million years.I'm sure you will look back fondly on your Central American excursion.
ReplyDeleteWe've had lots of rain, more expected Varney way. Some kids decided to shoot out the back window of my van along with about twenty others in the hood. Conchi has changed rooms and feeling well. No word yet on when she will be leaving. We "all" miss you guys and look forward to reading more of your future blogs.